That will teach you

So when I found this picture I couldn't help but think serves you right you dumb fucking shit every one know not to park in front of a fire hydrant well everyone but this dumb ass. I only wish I was the one taking out his windows in his BMW.

Summer

Yes once again it is summer and summer means really really hot weather so why don't we all turn up our central air and use up all the power so we get another black out makes since to me no wait no it doesn't I don't know about the rest of you but I like hydro here is a tip get up in the morning and shut all your blinds and doors and put on fans it works believe it or not. So if the power goes out I'm going to be super pissed at all the rich people who have central air and have it cranked up. Yesterday we set a new height of power used wow there's something to be fucking proud of.

Honking isn't going to make things go faster

So the other week I was in the great city of T.O. (Toronto) helping my friends brother move to his new place. When we got into rush hour I realized how fucking stupid our society has become one of the worst things in the world is being in rush hour in a city when it 36 OC with some dumb shit for brains is in front of you honking the horn like there is no tomorrow. As I try to understand this I wonder what goes on in there little brain and why you would think that honking your loud annoying horn in the middle of the city would make everything move fast or even better. Slowly driving by this person I stick my head out the window tell her to shut her fucking horn up as she looks at me like I'm out of mind for yelling at her we keep going so yes maybe I am out of my mind ( well I guess I am since I'm from the big A-Town ( can I get a cross bow and a 24 of blue please) I am out of my mind a little) but I never really do see the point of honking your horn in the middle of the city and annoying the fuck out of everyone. So if you are a horn honker please do us all a big favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A FIREFIGHTER'S PRAYER

When I am called to duty,
GodWhenever flames may rage,
Give me the strength to save some lifeWhatever be its age,
Help me embrace a little childBefore it is too late
Or save an older person fromThe horror of that fate
Enable me to be alert andHear the weakest shout
And quickly and efficientlyTo put the fire out
I want to fill my calling andTo give the best in me,
To guard my every neighbor andProtect his property
And if according to my fateI am to lose my life,
Please bless with yourprotecting handMy children and my wife.

-Anon