Minority Mahem

Welcome to a new and better Canada. One full of tax cuts and child care promises: this will be a government for the ages. The greatness of this day will not be realized until the next election where a great deal of Canadians will rush to the ballot box asking themselves: was I drunk last election? Child care plan of the Tories: $1200 a year for child care towards children under 6 years old. $100 a month, another throw money at the problem solution. Invest that money into increasing spaces in pre-existing daycares because what good is $100 a month if there is no place to take your child. As well, hooray for pennies saved on small items like cheese, roller skates, and TV's with the drop of the GST from 7% to 5% so we can affectionatly save the rich $1000's and help pay for additions to their mansions and the new yaught they can place in their new swimming pools. To the agricultural regions who are voting Tory: when interest rates are so high that the $300 a year that you might save from the GST cannot buy back the shirt you sold off your back, you will remember that at one point your fate was in your hands, and that you were manipulated and used by the Tory big business machine. Soon enough that $300 will find its way into the pockets of some oil tycoons in Alberta who can than persist to use it as toilet paper. As for the gun issue, if you were so afraid of down and out kids with guns shooting people, here is an idea: don't cut the GST and use this 'insurmountable surplus' to invest in social programs like community sports leagues to give these kids another option. Instead, greater military and heavier armed border guards are among measures that are being put in to effect to add more conflict to an already conflict ravaged world. Once again treating the effect and not the cause. Goodbye rational peacekeeping and peaceful negotiations, hello American cowboy diplomacy. Lower taxes, increase military, arm border guards, devalue social programs, and increase the desparity between the rich and the poor. If you loved Bush before, wait until we are in bed with him. The Canadian Alliance is the Conservative party, with a stolen name missing the progressive, a broken promise by McKay to Orchard to not unite the right: Honourable members indeed. So we are a country based on the Beverley Hillbillies. With the exception that half the family gets to live in the outhouse, while Grannie lives in the mansion on the other side of the country on her environmentally destructive oil revenue. Money well spent, revenue well distibuted, and power is in the West. The day the west won.

The turth comes out

Nathan is a pussy whiped bitchs but thats not what this post is about

The history of the Fire Dog

Back in the early years of fire when the pumpers where pulled by horses there was what we call the fire dog ( sparky). Alot of people don't know the history of the great Dalmation. well soon you will know.

In the early years of fire the pumpers were pulled by hourses. As the pumpers were being pulled to the fire alot of the towns dogs would chase the hourses and try to nipe at there heals making this job of getting to the fire even harder. Trying to find a solution they came up with haveing a dog of there own. The purpose of the dalmation was to run along the side of the horses to chace the other dogs away because of there high energy and speed this was no problem for the dog.

But there is also more to the animal then that. The fire stations dog would say in the stable with the horses bring these two animals very close togther. The dog and horses became very close companions. Keeping each other calm when it was needed most the fire servise adopted the Dalmation as the Fire dog.

Sayings

Top five Sayings ( if you have any feel free to coment on my blog)

5) As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm
4) As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
3)She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits
2) She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum
1) Free comes with a dick in your ass

Happy New Year

Well another year has come and gone and now we are in the ear of 2006 what it holds in store for us we shall not know for some it will be fame and money other death and problems what ever it is remember that the it only gets worse if there is a women involved. Now i kno what alot of you are saying that its not women that are our problems well to me i think that they don't make things easyer always nagging on you to do stuff to change well i fell i might be going for another womenless year. To all the men who have women in there lives good lcuk and see you in hell.