Alas...Courtesy Applies to Some But Not All

Going camping without me, eh...Couldn't go when either of you were working but you can when I'm working. Hope you both die from hypothermia....No seriously, have a good time and freeze a couple testicles off for me won't ya. Then you can just use those and you won't have to buy potatoes to rap in foil, roast in the fire, and then thoroughly enjoy eating...mmm, tastes like fucking chicken. I'm just glad the trip is only inconvenient for me and not for anyone else in the whole damn world. Good old expendability.